1ST ANNUAL GRINCH CRAWL

🎄💚🔥 FUEGO ENTERTAINMENT’S FIRST ANNUAL CALL… 🔥💚🎄
😈🎅 THE CHRISTMAS GRINCH CRAWL! 🎅😈

Now listen up, Whos, both big and small,
We’re brewing a grimy, Grinchy crawl-crawl-crawl! 💚👣

Grab your Santa hat—make it crooked, not neat 🎅😏
And your mangy green fur that drags on the street 💚🧥🚶♂️
For on December 13th, with a Grinchy grin,
We’ll slither through Sacramento like chaos with skin. 😈💚✨

In the heart of the city—two sizes too tight,
We’ll grumble and mumble our way through the night 💚💔🌙
With cold brews colder than Mount Crumpit’s snow ❄️🍻
And cocktails warm as Max’s halo glow 🍸🐶😇

We’ll tiptoe, we’ll steal-toe, we’ll laugh ’til we bawl,
We’ll Whobilate loudly down every hall! 💚🎄📣
We’ll gripe and we’ll grump in our Grinchiest drawl,
’Til even the Grinch says, “Okay… that’s enough, y’all.” 😏🎁💚

So come one, come all, to our mischief-filled sprawl,
For this isn’t a bar crawl—
…it’s a HEART-SHRINKING, DRINK-CLINKING, GRINCHMAS CRAWL. 💚🍸🎄😈

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